ok!!!!!!
brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets
thats what im fucking talking about
[Image ID: A photo of a street in the evening or at night. There are pretty pink, blue, and purple lights reflected in the rain on the ground. End ID.]
Anonymous asked:
btw sex playlists are stupid, music isn't meant for sex!! it should be completely silent when you do it so that you can hear all those schlick schlack noises your holes are making
omegaverse replied:
Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.
Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”
I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"
terrible news for therapists with destiel clients
Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness
Thank you for your input, Cartman South Park
Anonymous asked:
i think incel weeb dudebros are jealous of how much pussy you get just by being a guy with morals like youre in my top 3 of tumblr users i would have sex with list
carnival-phantasm replied:
Sent this one to myself
You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together
Ask
What is your icon from? // Who drew it?
My icon (and overall blog theme) is Makoto Nijima from Persona 5! Icon credit as of now is thanks to hamuko-san.
Can you tag [X] please?
Of course! I'll do my best to remember as often as possible.
About
Hi! I'm Shiba the Ken, and it's nice to meet you! I am, what the kids would call, a disaster bi in the grand scheme of it all. I am happily married to my far too patient husband (October 9th!), and together we own two very stinky cats named Luna and Leo.
Although my theme may spell it out very clearly, here are my interests along with my "comfort" characters, as some would call them:
- PERSONA 5 (DUH!): Ryuji and Makoto
- FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES: DIMITRI
- AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDERr: Zuko and Katara
- HADES BY SUPERGIANT: Zagreus, Thanatos, Megaera.
ot3 - MR. LOVE QUEEN'S CHOICE: Gavin and Victor
- JUJUTSU KAISEN: Sukuna, Nanami, Megumi, Gojo
- FRUITS BASKET: KYO, Hatsuharu, Tohru
- CHAINSAW MAN: Power, Aki, Kishibe
I think that's all I can give! Feel free to message me anytime! I am relatively harmless (I think).
